She was a novice castoreum harvester with a kind heart. She could not bear to kill the animals, but she learned the hard way that milking a live beaver is fraught with danger.
What people used to believe about the monthly cycles now referred to as having your period. In other words, the beaver bit back but is coming again next month for a re-match!
As we were escorted into the room in which the apparent crime had taken place, Misty seemed to attain a preternatural calm as she surveyed the details of the room. I knew from experience that she was cataloging and sorting all the tiny things that an ordinary observer would miss. The victim, whom had not yet been removed, had been exsanguinated, apparently by a Castor Canadensis, which had also succumbed to some lethal encounter and was lying near the window, its mouth yet bloody from a large and ragged wound on the victim’s thigh, said wound having compromised the femoral artery of the victim to result in the exsanguination.
Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago
Exsanguination by large semiaquatic rodent.
Howard'sMyHero over 6 years ago
Dam it Beave … say it’s gnawed true!
Radish... over 6 years ago
Leave it to Beaver.
Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago
She was a novice castoreum harvester with a kind heart. She could not bear to kill the animals, but she learned the hard way that milking a live beaver is fraught with danger.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 6 years ago
Saber-toothed incisors, oh my!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 6 years ago
What people used to believe about the monthly cycles now referred to as having your period. In other words, the beaver bit back but is coming again next month for a re-match!
The Old Wolf over 6 years ago
Good thing he didn’t head over to visit.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Wavy Gravy, Batman!!
Arianne over 6 years ago
How could this happen?
Wait… in all the bloody confusion, did they tourniquet the other cheek?
coltish1 over 6 years ago
Man, if they’re not talking about the same friend, he’s having a really rough day.
Linguist over 6 years ago
Another beaver joke ?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
As we were escorted into the room in which the apparent crime had taken place, Misty seemed to attain a preternatural calm as she surveyed the details of the room. I knew from experience that she was cataloging and sorting all the tiny things that an ordinary observer would miss. The victim, whom had not yet been removed, had been exsanguinated, apparently by a Castor Canadensis, which had also succumbed to some lethal encounter and was lying near the window, its mouth yet bloody from a large and ragged wound on the victim’s thigh, said wound having compromised the femoral artery of the victim to result in the exsanguination.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago
Mynd you, beaver bites Kan be pretti nasti.
INGSOC over 6 years ago
The beaver sends it’s (un)condolences..
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
How droll was your Ma, mister? Did she join in your sick “beaver” jokes?
Today’s bloody humor was brought to you by the color* black! Black, when you care enough to send the very drabbist!
*Yeah, yeah. Technically, not “a color.” So, bite me! [Uhh, let me re-phrase that….]
Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago
The man in the drawing looks a bit like Archie Leach before he left Bristol.
painedsmile over 6 years ago
Beavers bite like a cleaver.