Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 16, 2018

the vicar just had to be passing by

I dunno, Andy seems more like the kind of railbird who frequents the 2 quid window.

Or is this a hidden talent that he uses to supplement his dole?

Divine inspiration?

Well that’s one horse I WON’T be betting on

If Mr Capp had bet on Secretariat in a one horse race, he would have lost.

For want of a nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. What did Andy lose???

This reminds me of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond when Frank bet on a horse called Marie’s Mouth.

You’d be better off spending your money on some Stinking Bishop, Andy…

It looks like Big Brother removed my remark from yesterday. Maybe I have been banned. Can anybody see this? If I have been banned I will wear it as a badge of honor. (Or is it honour?)

The Bothersome Bishop will be beaten by the Vicarious Vicar—and all the other horses in the race!

I wish I was on Andy’s diet…it would be nice to loose 10 pounds every day…

@FANOLIO.

You’re coming through loud and clear.

;o)

I didn’t win anything at bingo today.

I almost won the Jackpot/Full House because I only had one number left! I had one number left on about 3 games.

Goodness sake.

xxx

@ELDO.

No6 gives your choice of strip 10/10 as if you didn’t know.

I’d be abducted too if l were to repeat what he said about today’s strip!

):OD

I wish “KAT” would go away. “KAT”? More like “SOURPUSS”!

@TAD1

The laugh is on Kat. Oh if only you knew…