Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 31, 2018

At what point does protest become bullying?

At what point would the Milford folk start ignoring a kid with dumb commentary that isn’t funny? At least Marty gives the score of the game.

Marty doesn’t need a parrot, he has pink elephants.

Attendance for both the Milford girls volleyball and debate team is way up as people do their best to avoid Moon and Pirate Boy.

P1, Give that man a burrito!

P2, You’re not old enough to be allowed in the kind of bars Marty frequents.

P3, That parrot looks more like a seagull to me.

P1- Apathy. Not enough fans, much less ones that care after paying their $2.00 to shout, “Down in front!”

P2- Camera boy is now disenchanted with the process and aims to squirt Duncan and Polly with one of those new long range squirt guns from Wham-O!

P3- After a solid back handed pimp smacking delivered, Marty retorts, "I don’t know how you do it without Clearasil.

Um, what school puts the scoring and announcers table on the same side as the bleachers? (Other than huge schools that have bleachers on both sides of the court, which is rare.) Apparently every school in the valley has it set up this way. Fans would be constantly walking through the scoring table.

Once again, the pirate kid is a donkey!!!!

Marty’s gonna snap and b**tch-slap the kid any second now

P-1: Get your foot off the furniture!

P-2: Based on its length, it’s time for this kid to be re-in “vested” into a new HS major.

P-3: Captain, Captain, Captain, Captain

Shouldn’t it be a peacock on his shoulder?

“Out there doing sportsball.” Duncan’s a scream! I can’t stop laughing! This guy is hilarious!

I would think that the players would be waitin for him on Monday to pass out a swirly to him

Then the crowd starts yelling, “Poke that bear! Poke that bear! Poke that bear…”