Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 30, 2018

P1 Looks like another yuge Milford crowd, fans must be home listening on the Pirate Network. Is this a track meet rather than a basketball game and where are the opponents???

The good news, at the rate they are going through their schedule we should be finished with basketball pretty soon and this story line will be history (thankfully)!!!!

Teenagers can be mean, can’t they?

Someone is gonna start drinking.

Marty is contemplating treating them to Tide Pods

After hearing the “Let’s go Mudlarks, Marty Sucks!” chant led by student activist Katrina Hartley, Moonpie seeks out his bottle……of Excedrin.

P1, Uh-oh, looks like Marty missed his Beaudry call.

P2, Katrina starts the wave.

P3, Marty with visions of happy hour dancing in his head.

So kids, the lesson is bullying is okay if the victim is genuinely obnoxious.

We should be kind…Look at his equipment. If Marty loses this contract, then he may be pushed back to his small box with a cell phone attached to his ear. I think that’s where he really began drinking.

“Pay attention, Marty Moon!” Is that the best they can come up with??? This is an airline plummeting from 30,000 feet soon to hit the ground

And just how do they pick up on it? I thought everyone was watching Duncan. Are they supposed to hear him from their seats?

Look! it’s a race in panel one and a young Bob Dylan is winning.

P-1: Marty throws the kids off by announcing while the team is doing laps.

P-2: It was this big!

P-3: Excedrin Headache no. 37

Unless Marty’s announcing is also being broadcast over the gym speakers, how can they know what he said? Unless they all brought transistor radios to the game. Which actually will help WDIG’s ratings, defeating their purpose.

Jefferson’s #13(?) – what the hell is he doing? Everybody’s streaking downcourt and he’s looking the other way into the stands. No wonder Milford is scoring so much. I think he’s transfixed by Fistpump Man.