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Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 11, 2018
April 10, 2018
April 12, 2018
Transcript:
some people say its good luck when a bird poops on you. Sa are you twice as lucky if two birds poop on you? What about a hundred birds? If a thousand birds pooped on you wh=uokd you be the luckiest person alive?
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Do the people who believe that it’s good luck when a bird poops on you also believe that it’s bad luck if you win ten million dollars?
Ida No almost 7 years ago
When life poops on you, make with the optimism already.
ant almost 7 years ago
My folks told me that I would get married when I got pooped by a bird during my high school’s lunch. Well, I am still not married. :(
tudza Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Hey, if those are foo birds, don’t wash it off.
MickMaus almost 7 years ago
An oldie but a goodie. You also saved me the effort of finding a way to phrase a comment so that I don’t get banned. ;-)
!!ǝlɐ⅁ almost 7 years ago
“Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop?
Answer: That is bird poop, too.”
Kurt Vonnegut (1998). “Timequake”, p.127, Penguin
Ed_Bickford creator almost 7 years ago
i believe if a thousand birds poop on you, you’ve been MURDERED!
Nobody_Important almost 7 years ago
Have to love that chicken’s positive attitude/outlook!