Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 26, 2018

Look at Puck whipping around at the desk for a different camera angle. I can almost hear the standard pause between panel one and two: the difference in his delivery. He can definitely do news desk coverage duty when Lupin is being a Cat of Adventure.

Make way for Indiana Lupin!

Come on Elvis! Jump for it!

I can’t decide on the theme music – William Tell Overture, Mission Impossible or Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Pucky has a dramatic flair about him!

“This box is all jiggly . . . and perfectly warm for a nap!”

You can do it Elvis! Only you and Lupin can save the laundry room! :D

will they make it …? can elvis follow orders …?

Elvis, if you’re heavy enough to shake the dryer, you have GOT to lose weight! (Though you might be heavy enough to stop my dryer from losing balance.)

Those cats are either really heavy, or that machine is really light – because it looks like it is tipping over.

Good morning and happy Monday, orbsters and orbabies. We are off for our 3-month checkup at the doctor’s this morning. Wish us luck. The dentist discovered a lump under Paul’s jaw that he does not believe is tooth-related and we need to get the doctor to look into it.

Indiana Lupin will guide them out—so long as Elvis pays attention.

Good morning Mudd and Gweedo.

Darn those jiggly boxes!

Wow is the dryer full of hiking boots or something?

You know, this means that Sir Figaro or Tabitha could also get into The Man and The Woman’s place…I picture Tabitha eating Elvis’ kibble… ;p

It’s not Elvis shaking things up….“a ledge where the ground always quakes”……http://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2018/03/09?ct=v&cti=1473561

I feel the box move under my feet

I see a big jump comin’ on

I feel a lot of adventurin’

Whenever Lupin’s around

Oooh Kitty!

When I follow you

Nothing’s ever quite the same

Ooo your adventures

Are something I just can’t tame

I just know there’s trouble, kitty

Uh huh uh huh, yeah

And now this box moves under my feet

I’m afraid I’ll come tumbling down, a tumblin’ down

I’m about to lose control

Safety is now my goal

I feel the box move under my feet

And Lupin’s runnin’ around, a-running around, a-running around

A-running around!

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Boxes AND laundry? How confusing for any cat!

So many decisions, so little time!!

Kitty Katz, please write something for us from The King and I.

Hello, good kitties

Wherever you are

I hope your kibble bowl’s new

Don’t be afraid to explore the downstairs

I like to explore like you!

Be brave, good kitties, don’t puff out too much

Just look for adventures, too

Remember to respect the alpha girls

They can swat hard, it’s true

I know how it feels to have ham for your meals

And demand that the humans comply

They don’t understand all the things you command,

But you understand that they try

Don’t worry good kitties whatever you do

About our adventures unknown

All that we do is so much fun!

Have adventures of your own!

Have adventures of your own like ours!

Have adventures of your own!

Elvis toe beans!