Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 26, 2018

Well, put off that tirade as long as possible. There’s no place to put the laces.

Pending a profanity-laced tirade, they’re giving one another a cold shoulder.

Tirade is just Kool-Aid in a bigger cup.

Stop eating the Tide pods.

A pre-storm shoe gazing?

Torture devices for the feet. The points are pointless.

It’s all quantum, you know.

There is nothing like a good, old-fashioned, profanity-laced tirade to get the blood moving and break the tension in the air. (Breaking wind is optional.)

There really isn’t any need to become angry bitter nor upset about what is happening with today’s current events..

These shoes are made for kickin’,

That’s just what they’ll do …

One of these days these shoes will

Kick you free of poo.

Kick the shoe off, for a really big shoe coming at you.

My dog gone it, went and gone dog it.

Perhaps some thick-laced Doc Martens would be more appropriate?

I may be dumb but I don’t understand

Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man

There’s an ‘ort’ missing.

Do black patent leather shoes really reflect up? Or is that sheer nunsense?

Perhaps the pending profanity-laced tirade was provoked by the peek of toe cleavage.

Give me that old soft shoe,

Before I say F-you,

A one, a two ….

Do profanity laced tirades have three legs like all the other tirades

Is the person wearing the shoes giving or getting the tirade?

What funny-looking shoes, barely covering the toes and naught else! I might launch a profanity-laced tirade, or at least a generous grumble, too, if afflicted with such dubious foot-coverings.

Patents pending (and don’t reflect up, no matter the folklore)….

Why do women wear such uncomfortable shoes? Is it for themselves or each other or for us? High heels have never made sense. They look okay, but I’d rather not see my partner suffer later in life. And for what?