I tried to learn how to play golf. For twenty years, I tried. In two decades, all I managed to do was lose golf balls, catch the occasional bout of poison ivy, and kill a few snakes. One day, I chucked my bag into the lake and took up ten-pin bowling. To this day, I can state with absolute assurance that in a bowling alley, I have never lost a ball, never caught poison ivy, and have yet to see a snake on the lanes. I hold with Sir Winston Churchill who once described golf as a lovely walk in the countryside ruined.
littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
I could have “fore” told his answer for the sport to jobs question.
IndyMan over 6 years ago
I see ‘Cosmo’ is back to wearing his ‘favorite’ jacket.
KEA over 6 years ago
In that case I should be a lifeguard.
donwalter over 6 years ago
Is this what TIGER will be doing after retirement?
Bookworm over 6 years ago
I tried to learn how to play golf. For twenty years, I tried. In two decades, all I managed to do was lose golf balls, catch the occasional bout of poison ivy, and kill a few snakes. One day, I chucked my bag into the lake and took up ten-pin bowling. To this day, I can state with absolute assurance that in a bowling alley, I have never lost a ball, never caught poison ivy, and have yet to see a snake on the lanes. I hold with Sir Winston Churchill who once described golf as a lovely walk in the countryside ruined.
BiathlonNut over 6 years ago
@BOOKWORM Or a wonderful way to kill off fat executives on Sunday mornings.
renewed1 over 6 years ago
On the job training.
1004mike over 6 years ago
I always keep an axe next to my 3 iron.