Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 21, 2018

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    AtariDragon  over 6 years ago

    I dunno. That line might work with a goth girl or a fan of Twilight.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    Huh, how odd. That opener always works for me.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 6 years ago

    Stick with your instinctive first line. It’ll be worth it when it works.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago

    He had her all the way up until “ETERNITY”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 6 years ago

    The WAK didn’t hurt but the spilled wine did.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’ve heard worse lines…

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    posstockhoarder  over 6 years ago

    He needs someone to sink his teeth into!

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    Obi-Haiv  over 6 years ago

    Odd. Usually, Leopold wants Gary to act that way. Now, he’s trying to get him to hook up with a girl?

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    Airbender  over 6 years ago

    He missed meeting his soul mate on February 28, 2010http://www.gocomics.com/scarygary/2010/02/28

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    6turtle9  over 6 years ago

    I think the problem is “Hi.”

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Let’s face it; the problem is Gary. “Lines” really don’t matter for the Gary’s of this (or any other) world….

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