Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 10, 2018

“Do as I say, not as I do!”

Turn the plate upside down over his head “honeybunch”!

“How come you never serve me liver?”

This joke again?

The shoe is on the other foot.

Is this why Ralph is the donut king? Is Honeybunch a terrible cook?

You should be grateful you’re not getting liver-flavored cat food.

My wife is happy to eat the same thing all week.

How does ’ open a can an dump into a dish’ qualify as ‘going to a lot of trouble’? I have a friend with a cat that has some sort of condition. She uses only steroid free fresh chickens and freshly caught (by her husband) fish. She cooks it and adds whatever meds she needs to add. To me, that’s a lot of trouble.

I have a cousin who has for decades always prepared home cooked meals for her pets. Her dogs have always had chicken and rice and her cats eat well also. She hasn’t trusted companies because of additives. Consequently, her cats live an average of 20 years and her dogs over 15-18 years (large dogs, btw).

Our dogs eat mostly home cooking as well with some kibble. But we don’t have picky pets, either.

Well who didn’t see that coming?

My wife cooks a big Sunday dinner. Only 2 of us here, so we usually have left overs for 2 more meals.