Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for April 28, 2018

Finally! “Betty” has jumped the shark with this arc.

AND Bub is left holding her purse.

Apparently, he cleaned the sink.

I had a fiery red beard for 5 years and when I shaved it off, it took my boss several hours to notice.

Did you notice my new haircut? Did you notice my new dress?… a gentle tit for tat teasing.

Comidy is about timing, I was going to unfollow if the beard was still there. (40+ years with mine and zero eating problems.)

One spring my dad decided to grow a mustache, which my mom hated. Well, after about a month (I don’t remember exactly), and on a Saturday, Dad shaved off half of his mustache without a word. We kids noticed it early on and Dad swore us to secrecy. Come dinner time we were all at the table and Mom still hadn’t noticed! My brothers and I couldn’t stand it and started laughing. Dad asked if she had noticed anything different. She was puzzled for a moment, then she realized he had half a mustache! She was embarrassed that she hadn’t noticed, but laughed at her gaff!

heh, seems like a few folks didn’t like this story arc… I didn’t HATE it, I just thought it went on too long. One week, monday to saturday would have been just fine.

Weenie.