Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 15, 2018

When I was just a little snake, the bigger snakes would hold me down and force my tail into my mouth and say, “Why are you self-envenomating?” They called it, “Ouroborosing”. Jerks.

Ingestion works … as does changing the menu …. so let us prey

So that’s how to tell poisonous snakes from non-poisonous ones! Poisonous snakes are pink and yellow. What “perty” colors!

Deflecting really does work. I like using a mirror when I deflect.

From yesterday: PROGAN01. I miss Roy Doty. I need my ‘Wordless Workshop’ fix RIGHT NOW!!

@PROGAN01. Wrong Doty. This is Joe Doty. I forgot his middle name. Rotifer, who is really Teresa (or so Doty claimed), knows all about him.

I was getting my venom milked and thought, what is the other white juice?pA White Russian.

What do they asp-ire to? Rattling about their diamond backs? I have no adder what to think.

If you don’t know, then you probably didn’t.

I dig Envenomation, like man, I never exhaled.

Woke.

Envenomated…

Is that like being down on yourself?

Prey tell.

Snake small talk. Mostly of interest to other snakes. But Sister Teresa manages to put a nice spin on it; one might deflect the venom or change the subject eaten into something smaller, more bite-size. It’s the froggy way!

Snakes are handsome critters, but too slithery to be trusted much….

You’d think an out and out lie would be the first choice, given the old “forked tongue” cliché.

But, without fingers to cross, apparently not.

> Have you ever self-envenomated?

>> Bite your tongue!

Give every snake thy ear but few thy voice.

I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say i’m Lactoes intolerant.

“I don’t swallow. I have my pride.”