Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for April 25, 2018

You’re not helping your own cause here, Bill. For the love of God, get out while you still can!

Don’t blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus.

The Manchurian Cat-idate?

Sadly, Bill is STILL smarter and makes more sense then Donald EVER did!

Somebody better get that guy a cover for his shoes. When babuskACK happens in my house, we run. Hairballs the size of Rhode Island can clear a room

I “saw” the investigator take something out of his bag.

Kind of a nice take on Mueller’s investigation, if you ask me.

He distinctly said “to blathe,” and as we all know, to blathe means to bluff.

Russian! Deffinitely got a bit of the trumpster’s brain in there. Given it is the trumpster’s brain, and this is a piece of it. It must be infinitesimal.

“Did he just say ‘myau’?”

“No, that was ‘meow’.”

“I definitely heard him say ‘myau’.”

That DOJ guy is on a witch hunt! I heard Bill say “THBBFT” as always. Definitely did not hear “NYET.” Nope. Did not. Nyet!

If he said “Covfefe”, then we know he’s in trouble.

Of course, if Trump is kicked out, Mike Pence is in and who wants that?

Bill defected to the Soviet Union long ago. He was swapped to the Russians for a captured Steve Dallas who had been shot down flying over Soviet Airspace in a balloon-equipped wheelchair. (IIRC – I’m a little fuzzy on that last bit.)

At one point Bill caused the Chernobyl Disaster by leaning on a lever in the control room.

As I recall he came back to the USA “To make some dough”?