Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2018

Larry, you can travel around the world if you’re willing to become rich lady’s purse.

At least Larry has an entrepreneurial spirit.

This is for the people who need a snuggle to release stress. Something tells me they’re not going to get that “warm and fuzzy” feeling they crave….

Prob?

I don’t think any of the flight attendants would dare tell a passenger that they can’t bring a crocodile on board.

I love it!

He puts the “shun” in emoshunal.

Furthering the argument that “emotional support animal” is a croc.

“Prob no keel u”… that’s what my next wife keeps telling me.

But first, you must reseest the urge not to eeat your customeers, crocky. NOW SPIT HIM OUT!

LOL! i thought this was gonna be a GO FUND ME joke :D

If it didn’t work for an emotional support peacock last January, it won’t work for Larry now.

Larry will do ANYTHING to get away from Patty. Just wait until he finds out that they DON’T serve KFC on the Airlines, though…

He’s going to become a handbag and matching shoes.

See ya later alligator. Fly awhile crocodile. Hey man, caiman.

And it comes with a guarantee—sort of.

What has four legs, scales, teeth, and flies? A scavenging and composting crocodile.

Larry, the airlines will treat you like a piece of luggage. They may keel U.

THE only plane I want to see Larry board is Air FARCE One!

LOL! As long as you feed him a zeeba he won’t keel you! XD

As long as he doesn’t eat my emotional support pygmy goat, I’m fine with it.

He, at least, spelled “no” and “support” correctly. Seems appropriate.

Keep the Crocs “a-comin” love ’em!

Love the little add on clarification. That’s about as good as Larry’s promises get. It also works well in court as a disclaimer.

Good slam on ‘emotional support animals’, if there is something that needs regulation this is it.

Last panel is hilarious.

I will emoshunally support crocydiles in thayr neverending battle against extincshun.

I want an emotional support beehive. I’ll even put on the tiny little vests.

With the caveat at the end of the advertisement, larry should insist on payment up front. But he may not have fully thought it out yet.

Larry is an honest croc. But I would not entrust my emotional support to him. Fear of being eaten even outweighs fear of flying!

I really think she should leave Larry….

Well, as long as he “prob no keel [me]” …

Sign me up for THAT!

Don’t fall for it, Zebra! IT’S A TRAP!!

I think it would cheer me up just seeing the reactions I get when people see my support crocodile!