Once upon a time there was a little snake who loved to hiss. He hissedin the pit so much that one day his mother told him that he best learnto hiss in some of the other pits. So, she turned him out of the home pit and sent him out hunting a new hissing pit to hiss in. So first, hewent to the neighbors pit and started to hiss and the neighbor came inand said,“What are you doing hissing in our pit? Go to your own pit andhiss in it.”Well, since his mother and father were hissing in their pit, the littlesnake knew better than to go home and try to hiss in his own pit. So hewent across the street and found another pit and asked the snakes there if he could hiss in their pit. They told him that he had a pit of hisown and that if he couldn’t hiss in his own pit that he surely better not get caught hissing in THEIR pit. So the little hisser slithered on to the pit of Miss Potts and went in and started hissing in her pit.Now Miss Potts had a hissing pit! She had a BIG hissing pit and always had lots of hissers hissing in her pit. But no one had told our little snake that he could hiss in her pit, so when she came home and found him, she told him that since he had not been invited to hiss in her pit, that he could not hiss in it, and that he had a big hissing pit at his own house and if hee wanted to hiss he should go home to his own hissing pit and hiss in it; he had no right to hiss in her pit, and that he had a better go find a pit of his own and hiss in it.So home he went. Straight home (as straight as a snake can slither) andtold his mother that he could not find a hissing pit and that everybody said that he had better find his own pit and go hiss in it. But when he told her that Miss Potts (who had the biggest finest hissing pit in thearea) wouldn’t let him hiss in her pit, she REALLY lost her cool, saying, “Now ain’t that something! And I can remember when Miss Potts didn’t even have a pit to hiss in!”
jreckard over 6 years ago
And herstory was made.
J Short over 6 years ago
Some of the boys were rattled.They tried to squeeze her out, no fangs to the vipers, they were the pits.
Stevefk over 6 years ago
Then Sssussan went with Sssally down to the ssseahssshore to pick ssseeasshellsss and then hold another rally.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 6 years ago
Some folks just can’t take constrictive criticism.
TheWildSow over 6 years ago
Sssssssso? Sssssssssuffer!
Egrayjames over 6 years ago
Sssssssuffragette Sssssity!
F-Flash over 6 years ago
Are you pondering what I’m pondering? Next, they will want His & Her bathrooms.
PO' DAWG over 6 years ago
SSSSUSSSSAN must be an anaconda because she has on her pearl chocker.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
Good luck, and don’t make an asp out of yourself.
Needles2sayu~sewFunny over 6 years ago
Don’t take it persssssonal Sssusssan…they’re just a bunch of poisonous snakes.
Homer J over 6 years ago
Once upon a time there was a little snake who loved to hiss. He hissedin the pit so much that one day his mother told him that he best learnto hiss in some of the other pits. So, she turned him out of the home pit and sent him out hunting a new hissing pit to hiss in. So first, hewent to the neighbors pit and started to hiss and the neighbor came inand said,“What are you doing hissing in our pit? Go to your own pit andhiss in it.”Well, since his mother and father were hissing in their pit, the littlesnake knew better than to go home and try to hiss in his own pit. So hewent across the street and found another pit and asked the snakes there if he could hiss in their pit. They told him that he had a pit of hisown and that if he couldn’t hiss in his own pit that he surely better not get caught hissing in THEIR pit. So the little hisser slithered on to the pit of Miss Potts and went in and started hissing in her pit.Now Miss Potts had a hissing pit! She had a BIG hissing pit and always had lots of hissers hissing in her pit. But no one had told our little snake that he could hiss in her pit, so when she came home and found him, she told him that since he had not been invited to hiss in her pit, that he could not hiss in it, and that he had a big hissing pit at his own house and if hee wanted to hiss he should go home to his own hissing pit and hiss in it; he had no right to hiss in her pit, and that he had a better go find a pit of his own and hiss in it.So home he went. Straight home (as straight as a snake can slither) andtold his mother that he could not find a hissing pit and that everybody said that he had better find his own pit and go hiss in it. But when he told her that Miss Potts (who had the biggest finest hissing pit in thearea) wouldn’t let him hiss in her pit, she REALLY lost her cool, saying, “Now ain’t that something! And I can remember when Miss Potts didn’t even have a pit to hiss in!”
Lablubber over 6 years ago
Ssssssufferin ssssuccotash.
pcolli over 6 years ago
Annie Conda will sort her out.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago
Where is Medusssa when you need her?