The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 01, 2018

Wonder how come nobody’s ever thought of this.

The two on the left side, in the front row, must agree with this marriage… After all, they’re OK with it…

Question is how much energy is necessary for the fusion?

They have such great chemistry!

“Nickel Cerium powder is used in catalysis.”

The relationship of H + Cl turned sour.On the other hand, the bond between Si and C is the strongest ever!

Everyone kept giggling when the minister spoke.

Its a periodic relationship.

Well. Argon (Ar) is content all by itself and doesn’t need to mate/bond.

I’m predicting an exothermic honeymoon, with lots of swinging from the valence.

I wonder if Gold (Au) gave money as a gift.

Groan….

I’m not too crazy about this couple. But I do like Beryllium (Be) and Erbium (Er).

Wow – she’s twice his weight!

They have a Heavy Metal band for the reception.

Add Arsenic, and Sulfur; Because then you’ve got a NiCe AsS.

I see Argon, and of course, Helium, otherwise it’s not a very noble wedding.

If Sb married, it would be the bonds of holy antimony.

It’s elementary that they would get together.

Are Oxygen and Potassium OK with this marriage?

Bada bing!

He He He

Way too much positive charge….. they will never bond – won’t make it to the honeymoon!

A joke I devised years ago:

Lady Gaga always struck me as a bit fake. Now I realize she’s not even organic. She’s one part lanthanum, one part dysprosium, and two parts gallium.

Aluminum should be next to Carbon, this joke is that type of matter.

That’s what He said.