Strange Brew by John Deering for May 02, 2018

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    Farside99  over 6 years ago

    Usually the chew marks are accompanied by the worn down eraser as the person with math phobia changes their answer several times.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’d take the chew marks. Chicks dig scars.

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    Sharp minds need sharp pencils!

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    pcolli  over 6 years ago

    “Not me, I’m hard.”

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    cdnalor  over 6 years ago

    “Hmmm…2B or not 2B.”

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    He’s got a point there. I’m surprised someone didn’t beat me to this one.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago

    A little trivia. Johnny Carson used to have specially made pencils with erasers on both ends. You can frequently see him tapping them on his desk in his Tonight Show videos.

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    TheWildSow  over 6 years ago

    Are they from Pencilvania?

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    posstockhoarder  over 6 years ago

    How does an accountant cure constipation?He works it out with a pencil!

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    PoodleGroomer  over 6 years ago

    Which is worse, someone that has lost his eraser, or somebody that tries to hide it with one of those slide on replacements?

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    In grade school a boy in my class always chewed his pencils. We nicknamed him “Termite.”

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