Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 18, 2018

Thought he was talking to Bader in P3

Hats off to Derby…

I remember a Rocky and Bullwinkle where they had a hat that made the wearer the smartest person in the world…they called it the Kirwood Derby. Humor for adults as well as kids.

P1 Derby? Where I have I been for the last 50 years…never heard of them. Did Milford change leagues?? Will we see Valley Tech?? Central City? Oakwood? Etc? P3 Spoiler alert- K.P. will go down swinging as he tries to park one.

In all reality , Meanwhile , Double D boldly announces Screw Barrd Bader there’s a bigger story out there , The Royal Wedding and I’m going to cover it . Check it out , first class ticket on Pan Am fĺight 1962 from Milford International today. See ya !

P1, This is Preakness week so now they play Derby? Milford, always behind the times.

P2, From where you’re pointing, Moose it looks to be about a 16th of an inch from being a broken bat. And you, sir, are no Bryce Harper.

P3, Moose’s swinging bunt starts the winning rally.

Todays panels proves Neal Rubin truly cares about us. With the Derby Mad Hatter infield playing deep, fearing the Power of Pels, Kevin channels his inner Lucky Haskins and power bunts on down the 3rd baseline and…

Isn’t it going to be hard to pound it while wearing a cup?

Pelwecki must have a lot of power if he can hit one practically off his fists that deep into the outfield.

P1 – Somebody wake up the first baseman. He’s still in position to take the throw to get out the batter.

P3 – So is that Bader, doing some coaching on his technique to a teammate?