Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 07, 2018

Be aware of your environment, Verne.

I’ve had turtle soup. Doesn’t taste like chicken.

I thought his blood type was just B negative.

AB negative – ah! Vintage! The rarest of the rare! How it takes me back to the old, dark cellar in Transylvania. Slightly sweet, with gentle notes of marrow and lymph, and that matchless smooth finish.

Verne, start eating garlic, and slip RJ some banana cream pies. The mosquitoes will start bothering him.

Of course.

Mosquitoes bother me less when I lay off sweet drinks. By all rights, these ones should target RJ.

Mosquitoes don’t bite reptiles.