Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 12, 2018

Okay, how about county all the gigs on your iPhone?

Tony’s QOTD: How do you get to sleep?

Take a left at Albuquerque?

You can start by closing your eyes and clearing your mind.

I have to admit that as a little kid, I didn’t know what sheep people were talking about, in that expression.

I think I asked my mother and she said you have to imagine them.

Silly ideas, these grown-ups have, I thought.

As to how I do get to sleep…..

with great difficulty, it seems.

Unless I’m sitting in my chair and want to be awake, of course.

2pm conference call.

When I am trying to read something and fall asleep mid paragraph!!!

Falling asleep is no problem Staying asleep, on the other hand . . .

Watching golf, baseball, curling…..

I count members of the Swedish Bikini Team. I am usually asleep by the time I get to “Ingrid”.