Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2018

Doesn’t feel like heaven when you do that in the summer.

Warm and fuzzy.

I’ve been living in a hot country for over 13 years and getting tired of the heat, so moving to a country that has snow in the winter would feel like heaven for me!

Warm clothes fresh from the dryer… Mmm… Oh look. A bright orange sock has been clinging to your back for the past three hours while you’ve been at the office.

Pig clothed?!

Cats don’t put the clothes on, they put themselves on the clothes.

So they’ve all been naked all this time?

I doubt this will set a trend amongst the “Pearls” cast as Stephan is too lazy to dress them all. Way to much of an effort.

And WHY is there a sock hanging from the basket when neither one of them wears shoes??

The smell of fresh garlic right out of the clove.

My conclusion is that heaven is full of coin operated clothes dryers?

It’s going to be 94 here today, so, I’ll skip that.

There’s one other sensation that comes close to Heaven, Pig. Eating freshly-baked bread or chocolate-chip cookies while they’re still warm from the oven, with a nice cold glass of milk to wash them down!

I agree with you, Pig, but since when do you wear clothes?

Getting only one sock back from the drier, not so much.

Pig looks good in clothes.

Feels great right up until the metal button finds your skin

Heaven, heaven is a place, a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.

Ahhh….I know exactly what you mean Pig!

Fresh sheets out of the dryer straight on the bed and climb right in. Aw yeah

If this turns out to be a way to get to Heaven, Porky Pig will be stopped half way.

Generally, I’d agree with Pig on this. But since today was about 90 degrees and muggy, I have to say his timing was bad….

Hospital blankets, soft flannel ones, out of the warmer in the cold recovery room. Like in Mama’s arms!

It was 92 the day this comic was posted …