The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 17, 2018

Now they walk down stairs, not alone, but in a pair.

They have a helical good time.

Oh, sure! He’s drinking with his buddy while she’s bending over backward working in the kitchen!

At least he’s watching the kid.

And she’s still as kinky, er slinky, as she was back then.

Coil coitus?

seems like there is a little tension with them now

He still has a spring in his step!

He was, as Dylan wrote, tangled up in blue.

In her teenage years, his little coil is going straight as an act of rebellion.

Do they still play their wedding song on their anniversary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM_sMM_tvX8

I wouldn’t want to have been there when she sprung that on her dad he probably recoiled in disgust

The kids name is Bruce…………………………………. Springstein.

You shouldn’t have been so flippant.

The child was born last Spring.

And like most Slinkies, they developed quickly developed a kink.

I’ll bet that they named the baby ignition.

Sigh, we’re not spring springs anymore!

When the tyke is a little monster they call him their helicoil.

He liked her because she was stacked. He was sprung as soon as he saw her.

“Spring Break”, lol.

Ah, the Three Stooges: Larry, Moe, and Coily…

that’s the way it is on this mortal coil…

Jerry Springer could twist this into a tangled tale that could spiral into a screwy episode.