Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 15, 2018

Pillows extra.

If you grow it, they will come. And pay.

Looks like some roadsides in Seattle.

Good to see that you can still buy relaxation by the yard.

Lloyd probably has a lot of work to do to keep his lawn like a golf course. He’ll NEED to pull in some extra cash just to cover expenses. But the good news is that business appears to be booming, so to speak. If he can maintain that steady stream of regulars he himself will be rolling in clover.

Hiya, MUDD-MAN.

Every time I walk past Lloyd’s place, I start yawning.

I think it’s contagious!

The price is fair…. especially if you don’t need a pillow……

The only trouble is…. well, look at it…..

I mean…. I don’t want to seem paranoid,

but Lloyd….. when will you open a ladies’ area?

Where’s the sign that says No Cellphones!?

I’m with Susan, it’s hard enough to get comfortable on the ground, it necessitates a certain amount of rolling to and fro and wriggling, and I do not need an “audience”. Humph!

I’ve had a few good naps, lying in the grass on a blanket.

Soft, cool, sweet grasses call me and my pup constantly. Unadulterated pleasure. Life is too short to worry about grass stains. Just get down and feel it!!!!!!!!!! (for free)

It’s t he whole meeting group of Slackers Unanimous.

If they stay there long enough, the undertaker will put chalk lines around them.

Hope this is in the evening rather than the morning or the guy in the suit with the briefcase is going to be awfully late for work.

A true entrepreneur.. Marketing can make even a daft concept feasible.

Only on Ballard Street could Lloyd have a beautiful yard devoid of ants ( and other creepy-crawlies ) and free of flying pests, thus insuring a peaceful rest on his soft carpet on well manicured grass. Yawn…..I think I’ll just mosey over there for a few minutes.

Lazy Lloyd’s luxurious lawn likes lounging layabouts…

“Yard of complete relaxation”??? Looks like that one guy could only afford two feet…

Lloyd makes a popular concoction from ice cream and “muscle relaxant” to help his clients unwind. His milkshake bring all the boys to the yard.

Please post the address and cost per hour. I’m seriously interested!