Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 21, 2018

It’s fun for the bear.

The guy in the red hat must hate the Wiz. Apparently experts say that playing dead when attacked by a bear is one of the worst things you can do.

Look for the bare necessities/ The simple bare necessities/ Forget about your worries and your strife

If he stayed on the ship this wouldn’t have happened1 And it is fun for Blanche!

He stole that one directly from Chad Carpenter’s Tundra.

The bear isn’t taking the onlooker’s advice!!

Bear with a beer belly

Could it be a “Wiz whistle”, that is bear sized?

Uh, Wiz, you have magic. Can’t you turn the bear into a butterfly or something?

For a moment i thought that this was a Tundra comic.

imho – it actually looks like the bear is going to spit the Wiz out or is just sucking on him and not really using his teeth.

SPIT HIM OUT! You know the wiz never washes his feet!

Wiz, you have magic powers.

Should’a brought Henry

The guy shouting looks like an homage to a Gary Larson character.

Are we sure that’s a bear? Looks more like Bigfoot to me.

Gotta go with NANAKITTEH; you’ve got the power Wiz, dial up Henry !!!

There was a meme of a sign in Alaska: Hikers are advised to wear bells on their clothes and carry pepper spray in case of bear encounter. Look for signs of bear scat- Black bear dung is small and may contain berries. Brown Bear scat is much larger and may show remains of fish. Grizzly bear scat is different as it contains bells and smells like pepper spray!

Play dead? More like “be” dead.

Whose playing?