The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 25, 2018

Home is where the heart is.

I couldn’t agree more. It’s good to be back home.

not even “Will you marry me?” SINCERELY?

To come that close to the Big Sleep would make anyone grateful to go home! Glad you beat the clot Greg!

Great news, Greg! Happy Homecoming, er, Homegoing, er…glad you’re going home!

….you don’t know what you got (sic)

until you looooose it……..

Great, the lawn needs mowed.

It’s even better when you get to leave the hospital with the body parts you came in with.

So glad you were able to come home from that hospital after all that!

Some days you just DREAM about being waited on hand and foot. Then, one day, you HAVE to be….

I was once hospitalized for three days with food poisoning. On day two my wife came in and said: “I’m pregnant.”

When I was only 3 months old I had 3 things wrong with me and the doctor said to take me home and make me comfortable because I only had a few weeks to live. That was in 1041. 1947 I got a bad fractured skull and it was a bad one. Anyway here I am almost 77 and still going. Not as fast but going!!