The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 24, 2018

Are you feeling flush?

no, I am just feeling crappy…..

…and I’m been feeling down in the dumps for quite a while now.

Toilet Humour.

He just needs a little help…er.

Eewwww…

Give the manufactures time, they will likely come out with a commode that’s connected to the internet, just like the fridge.

He must be calling Dr. Plumber: http://www.yourdrplumber.com/

Take one plunger and call me in the morning.

Re -—— LAX.

Probably something somebody ate.

Snort!

He has been going through a lot of tissues.

seems more related to digestive problems rather than cold

when toilets can walk, pigs will fly, and I’ll smoke a bowl.

…I got too many burritos delivered!

Aw, he’s just been on WebMD where they pull a diagnosis outta their…

Hello. Dr. Rotorooter’s office.

Have you tried using a toilet tissue with more fiber?

He’s been seen dating Lucy Loo!