Buni by Ryan Pagelow for May 16, 2018

Kids these days…

I know the top is a diamond wedding ring does that make the bottom one a co… umm err “rooster ring”!

To the tune of “Magnet and Steel”: “Cause you are the sausage, and I am the bread…”

Nope, doesn’t work.

Oh, no! Marrying outside the faith!

I bet she’s one a those earthy whole grain types, hiding under white bread makeup !

She’s the greatest thing to happen to me since…well, ever!

She looks well bread! But are her shoes loafers?

Look here, son, let’s be frank…

She’s got a Wiener!

and her twin sister to bring it all together.

2 words.Sausage Party

Her family are all WASPS

I’ve resorted to eating a hot dog on regular bread in lieu of a hot dog bun. Been doing it my entire life. Sometimes I’ll buy too many hot dogs and not enough buns so I finish the package with plain ol’ white bread.