Pickles by Brian Crane for June 05, 2018

That doesn’t mean it isn’t true — does it?

They don’t put marble tops on cheap furniture. Then again, an empty shed really doesn’t need a roof.

God only created so many perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair. Hey wait a minute! I take that back! I have lots of long hair. So my head isn’t perfect? Say it ain’t so!

I think Opal is making up that last part.

Archie Bunker: " Grass doesn’t grow on a busy street"Edith Bunker: " …or concrete"

that’s why I don’t read magazines – OR click on click bait – I am just too vulnerable – (yeah right) – you too can hit the golf ball 20 yards further, how to get abs if your over 50, take the smart pill that made Bill Gates rich – drink this every morning and you will have more energy – lose weight – grow hair – become a sex god, etc. etc. etc. I BELIEVE!!!!!!!

Being hirstutely handicapped, or folically challenged, myself (but come on, “bald” is so much simpler), I must remind all of the story about the prophet Elijah. Some kids teased the old coot about his baldness. Yaweh didn’t like the kids sassing his prophet, so he sent two she-bears down to rip those 42 children into itty-bitty pieces. So all I’ve got to say is that whoever sent my name in to that hair replacement club better keep an eye out for grizzlies. (Don’t believe me? Look it up; II Kings 2:23-24.)

Paul the apostle was also known to be bald. And quite zealous. :D

Am I bald if my back is hairy?

FIL was told by a little girl “I know what happened to your hair. It slipped onto your shoulders.” (He was at home and was wearing an undershirt when she and her grandmother came to visit my MIL.)

The real question is “Bald men are smarter, stronger and sexier than what?”

I have not lost hair – I have gained face…