Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 09, 2018

Women do love a man in uniform.

hahaha… she is hating of the pig.

“Any of them.” Pig is lucky she didn’t say “All of them.”

Pigita is quite the leg woman!

2 can play at that game!! Pig should restart his crush on that hot UPS girl.

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Ask yourself: Cheese or pigita?

Good riddance, Pigita. Pig is too good for you anyway!

I remember when you actually had to sign for a package every time UPS showed up. Now most of the time it’s just drop off the package and leave, and if you’re at home your lucky if you catch a glimpse of their truck before their gone. I’ve no clue if the driver for this area is male or female anymore, I never see them whether I’m home or not.

What can brown do for you?

If she’s leaving him for the UPS driver, where is she sending him, and will she pay for overnight delivery?

Well, they are always dropping by and leaving presents.

UPS guy is gonna have pork chops tonight for dinner.

So the Fed Ex guys don’t have a chance I guess?

Man do they make your legs look and feel good though. I know; I worked for them a time ago.

I’ve looked at them all, and UPS drivers do have the best-looking legs. FedEx and USPS guys pale in comparison in the best legs competition.

It’s all Steve’s poor drawing skills that gave you those stick legs. Get thee to a competitor Pig. Even hanky panky going on in the toons; what is Aerica coming to?

The legs look good at first , but after a few years their knees give out and they all limp

Should have put a dotted line CUT HERE border on this one. It’s going up on the board at every UPS depot.

Of course she wants the UPS guy. He delivers. Pig, not so much.

It’s all that running they do—plus up and down those steps into the delivery van. Makes for very attractive calves :) Better than a stair-stepper at the gym :)

LOL! A friend has made the same comment about the Danes. Of course, she then added that it is due to that nation’s safe and friendly bicycle use.

I’ve got nice legs, I should join UPS.

Oh, frabjous day!

Rejoice, Pig! Be glad!

May Pigita never return!

Never knew Rip Haywire was in the UPS, but when action is needed, he delivers.

She is a monster. She just leaves him randomly.