In Security by Bea R. for May 24, 2018

Aren’t you afraid of being sued?

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No, not Barney.

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Being sued by the International Brotherhood of Snot Nosed Little Kids.

Some time later, Barney finds our CEO alone and has a few choice words with him.

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This is a weird cameo, why Barney? Does the Junk-I phone send off raditation deadly to dinosaurs?

Wow. A real storefront and not a mall or strip mall. And in a city that allows sidewalk sandwich boards.

A stand free pole advertising sign? Gotta be a grandfather clause variance.

Can’t tell it the right side is supposed to be a bike rack.

You have to admire Ellie’s ethics.

“Numbnutz”? That seems like a fitting title for him, but I can’t imagine Ellie saying it.

And then Barney ate the CEO.

That is not Sedine doing another costume job. No way can I see her doing the voice.

And the next cameo stars Vin Diesel.

He walks in, points to the spiked high heels, says “No way!” and leaves.

Oddest.

Cameo.

What kind of jerk do you have to be to provoke Ellie like that??

She doesn´t like Barney I take it. Also if the phone breaks a lot then it would be too costly for the company to sell them due to warrenty and such.

My “Fridge Horror” thought is that she could potentially lose both her jobs in one day if this jerk shows up at Chix-n-Wings—she may lose all control and composure if she sees him there!

He gonna die

Barney is pretty evil. He rates high on the “I wanna be a satanic PITA” award list. He wouldn’t;t break that Vallium smile even if his mom died.

What the heck is that creepy thing in the last panel?

Barney: just a little less evil than the Sell-Your-Soul CEO. Ellie has spunk, I’ll give her that.

So what kind of cell phone would you sell to Barney the Dinosaur?

Ellie in panel 3, woo hoo! Nothing like a hot woman with convictions!

Isn’t the store she works in owned by Mr. Big-mouth CEO’s company? The earning report conversation in the first comic of this series seems to indicate such. If so, wouldn’t they only sell JUNKi phones, and couldn’t he just fire her outright on the spot? If it’s an independent store that sells multiple brands, she has every reason to toss is jerky butt out the door. Most cell phone stores that I’m familiar with are owned by the carriers, like T-Mobile, Verizon, etc… and carry all the brands of phones. I’ve never seen a store owned only by the phone manufacturer… except of course Apple. JUNKi…. iJUNK… iPHONE? :) (loyal Android user, btw)

It’s less about barney, and more about the weirdo under the barney mask.

Plucky Ellie’s bold non-sequitur threw a major curveball at the crazed CEO and his crazy sideburns

Enigma — I thought it was “I like me, you like you I won’t buy that stuff from you.” 8^)

Wonder if Hubbs is witnessing this?

Ahhh… True rejection – Gangnam style!!

I’ve been thinking… Perhaps Ellie would make a great LumberCat, after all. She’s definitely roaring like a lioness.

Just when I thought I had seen the last of Barney…

I’d like to see Wolverine make an appearance… Bring honour back to sideburns!

“Substandard cellphones are hellphones!” I like it!

Elle “Search your heart, you know it to be true!” Evil Businessman: Thats not true!!! Thats impossible!

I like panel 3!

Wow angry woman.