The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 04, 2018

First snakes on a plane now a diner.

“Dangit,Meddie,look at me when I’m talking to you…”

Obviously a Gorgon-zola dish…..

Waiter – there’s a myth in my soup!

Now, don’t jump to conclusions here. How do you know that snake came from Medusa?

By ordering the soup he asp for it. And Picto – it only adders up to Meddie. Though I do hope that guy’s COBRA insurance is paid up.

Today’ssssss ssssssssspecial, Sssssnake Ssssssstew. (Sylvester should announce this.)

I love the smell of cigarette smoke with my meal. I think I’ll have the eel.

Dang, that’s the fourth one this week.

“Waiter – There’s a viper in my sou….”

Stone soup!

they’ll have to take him for granite

And the soup was served stone cold. And the bread was hard as a rock. And there is no one boulder than me to make puns like these.

Looks like the soup has quite a bite to it.

He made the mistake of insisting the soup noodles be al dente. Which means to the tooth.

Sssssssseconds anyone?

I guess the sunglasses are enough to keep her from turning folks into stone. And what’s she holding in her right hand?

Poor Medusa…. she didn’t deserve that punishment.

Well, he won’t notice the fly that is also in his soup.

I have had it with these motherf@@@ing snakes in this motherf@@@ing soup!!!!

At least she’s wearing her dark glasses.

“Our special today is Meddie’s Surprise.”

“What’s the HURK!!!”