Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 26, 2018

Kids would croak if they did what they used to do at my school — everyone’s cumulative average was posted on bulletin boards in the hallways.

Gil admitting once again that he does the absolute least amount of work possible

Gil needs Kaz’s girlfriend to tap some keys and get all the grades for his players.

So what is it…Pelwicki future Rhodes Scholar or poster boy for Valley Junior College?

Beating a dead horse here, but for the umpteenth time, no high school paper is going to print a story ripping a student and his father.

P1 Are Double Dee and her friends “DD’s” so big that they create a shadow, what is up with the artist.??? I think they need a new barbershop and beauty shop in Milford (they only have one of each) the hair styles are pathetic!!! Gil’s is the only one that they don’t mess up.

In all reality , please let Summer in Milford start .

P1, Too late, he’s about to ask you to the prom.

P2, The good news is, you won’t have to forfeit any games.

P3, The better news, Moose will have another year to make a run at that home run record.

All I usually know about a kid’s grades is that he’s eligible. In the age of computers? Seriously, Coach?

P2- GilPa: We are having major endowment night against Central at venerable Milford Field and you are cordially invited. Chesty Morgan is headlining. Counselor Marion Wormer: I’m old enough to be my mother. Almost. Besides, I have to go to the damn senior honors dinner.

He’s working so hard to get an athletic scholarship that he doesn’t realize he scored a perfect score on the SAT.

Double Dee should have learned by now that Reporters do not have friends,, They Have Sources.

In my High School the Jocks were put on probation and given a chance to get their grades up “during the quarter”. The coach always knew their GPA because he didn’t want a forfeit.

P-1: very strange lighting in the hallway casts shadows under both AA and DD recreating their early speech pattern: DADA.

P-2: Well we know where one of Gil’s hands is.

P-3: KP needs a new launch angle on Civics.

P-1: Those aren’t lockers! Those are lockets!

OK, I give up. What’s the backwards word on the door under “COUNSELOR”?

Gil’s gonna be shocked to find out Kevin got a 1600 on his SAT and will be class valedictorian

Still dreading the upcoming scenario of Angry Barry going all Darth Bader and running over Kevin when Kevin pushes DD out of the way to save her life.

P1 – Uh oh, looks like DD’s right is drooping, she should be too young for that!

P2 – In Counselor Deisai’s office, kid that Kaz pummeled for talking back asks Gil for “a little help!”

P3 – As she pulls down her glasses to better make googly eyes at Gil.

P2 – Despite Gil interrupting Counselor Deisai’s game of Tetris, she still makes time for him.

Seeing BADER Jr reading the article oughta be interesting, but real worried about his post conniption fit reaction…