FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 15, 2018

Shoe, bee, come bother Paige

Shoe bee, come bother Paige

if I were Jason and were living in Arizona, I’d try to tell a scorpion to get into Paige’s shoe

Sound like a honey of and idea. But as in physics, for every action there is a reaction. Wonder what it will bee????

A drop or three of honey in the shoe would attract it.

Doesn’t he know you can’t get a bee into a shoe. You have to use 3.14 flies.

Shoe Fly Pi

Wasps work better.

Marcus and Jason are the best characters

Shoe Bee, or not Shoe Bee. That is the question

OK, there’s your problem. The Bee thought you were saying shoo and they just don’t respond to shoo.

Just put a bit o’ honey into the shoe. Then, even if the bee doesn’t go in, Paige will still get a sticky foot.

Or better yet, grow up a bit and recognize that you are asking your sister to get you back as good as you are getting her. (read: a corollary to the Golden Rule.)

You catch more bees with honey than with vinegar?

LOL

Thought they were talking about people down the Jersey shore!

Brotherly love take a … bee line

Smear some honey in there. Then she can have bees. ants, and sticky feet.

Jason should try “Sudo shoe bee”