Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 21, 2018

How much for making it happen when they say “King Phillip came over from Great Spain”?

I can hardly imagine the cursed enemy that actually PLAYS the glockenspiel.

Glockenspiel! Hmm, nothing happ- ACHOO!!! Uh oh.

As true now as it was with Lucy, Marigold.

This sneeze curse of Marigold’s might explain, at least partially, her sister Florence’s arachnid-related sneezing phenomenon… Watching this short (just 1:56, see: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiX7bBxLGhg ) “Unicorn Wish Battle,” imagine what “mean wish-dishing” that rival unicorn siblings might hurl at each other…

If she says she didn’t know any serious curses then, that implies she does now. Oh-oh.

Heh. Called it.

Tubular Bells?

Well, you can’t say it was uni-maginative.

Could we get one with a phrase instead of a word? Like “at the end of the day”. Or “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.” Or “fake news”.

How about making them whinny when they hear “Blücher”?

What do you have against percussionist, particularly mallet players?

What’s the exchange rate?

Me: I want my money back!

Marigold: Sorry. All sales are final…

Me: CURSE you!

Marigold: Easily done… Wait, WHAT!!?