Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 10, 2018

Sister’s have all the solutions.

In my experience, it’s the angry gastronomic threads that spork off into happy political recommendations and end up ducking the real issues … sheer quackery ….

The only rational justification for ducks is that one of their feet are both the same.

If you want to see where this came from, follow the posts back:

https://twitter.com/mengwong/status/954536010062348288

Because…. ducks.

https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/storage/video/4f53e32a-e116-4d1e-a5ff-d2c95a4234e7.mp4

(Or goose if you want to get technical about it.)

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to duck.

Then the giant duck ate the lady walking down the road.

With orange sauce.

“Quack, damn you!”

~J. Hyneman

Can I get a Guard Duck to keep the squirrels off my pecan tree?

The is a typical FA lame duck joke !

Pecan ducks wander strawberry fields, just waiting for a serenade. O Joy, it’s Saddle Shoe Sally & her Ukulele case, what little ditty might be played? A waddle, a jig, and a barnyard crump while Sally sings sweetly of poultry marinade.

Ducks love cooked spaghetti noodles, like eating giant worms.

Lord; love a duck (bonus reference)! Politics to food to a duck; sounds like an average “thread” to me. Or, a comic strip Comment board. As apt as not.

Such wise quacks….

Speaking of quacks, the President insulted Canada now, what a dotard.

I’m terribly, terribly late.

This is Fred-crock in Bedrock.

It’s kind of a ditto day … deja vu to you …!

Getting dark to dark to see, I feel like knockin on heaven’s door…

How many ducks does it take to make a row? How many ducks does it take to row a boat? How many oars does it take to row away from a duck quarrel? Is a row of rowing ducks getting anywhere with this argument?

Whatever….

Now I want a flight of beers.

Is that a pecan or a pecan’t anymore?

Sunday is Monday! What is Froglandia coming to?!

Duck, duck, go!

Walking nutty duck waddling at a moderate pace through a strawberry patch scenic route..

Starberry fields forever!

Very seldom do we get such a clear and persuasive way forward.

Rabbit Season…Duck Season….Rabbit Season…Duck Season….Okay Duck Season…what.?

If we all think really nice thoughts Frog Applause will post anew!