Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 03, 2018

“IQ must exceed 50. Please step away from the drill.”

Ah, it’s Magritte’s favorite tool: “Warning – This Is Not A Drill!”

“Get your hands off of me you klutz!”

I used to attend a lot of trade shows in the electronics industry. I recall the first Internet-connected refrigerators appeared about 20 years ago. I think they were technology demonstrators, because it was years before I saw them for sale. Supposedly they could generate shopping lists automatically, but it wasn’t clear how they knew how much milk or butter or whatever you had used.

“…or anybody else available! Just not you!” – “Hi, Ensign Kenny.”

If that power tool really was smart, it would point out that you don’t use a drill to repair a ceiling fan.

That tool is about to use the wrong tool. (don’t get me wrong, Brewster is a nice character, it just sounded good here)

Brewster: Shut up! I know the drill!

Drill Brewster, drill!

Seriously, on a scale of one to ten (with one being change a light bulb and ten being fix a shuttle craft) a ceiling fan is, at most, a three. I’m just an average joe with no electrical training or education and I’ve replaced dozens of the things…and they all work…and I didn’t burn down any houses. I even assembled a fan and a not compatible light kit and made it work…without burning down the house. Man Up! (or Woman Up!) and quit assuming that everything is too hard for you to do.

“My batteries are low…”

Dinnerdinnerdinnerdinner BATMAN!!!

This is definitely one of Dr. Mel’s smarter ideas.

I have that model. My wife got it for me for Christmas.

“Down and give me twenty! Are you gonna cry, cockroach? I can’t hear you!”

I’m sorry, but I think a talking drill would be a bore.

A professional what, exactly?