Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 24, 2018

Well, those meeses are going to put a major hurt on him any time now.

Meanwhile, while those fools are distracted, I’m sneakily stealing all their food.

I believe that the standup Brian Regan would say the correct pronunciation would be “Moosen”.

I’ve been told that it’s mooseg in its original language, Ojibwe. Pronounced “moo-such”

Mom?

OK, those who have spent countless hours with a red pen in hand are psychologically damaged and can’t help ourselves. You’d be more understanding if it was PTSS.

Toss that man a Moosehead beer.

Reminds me of a New Yorker cartoon in which a man has a lizard hanging from his nose by its jaws. A doctor says to him, “That’s ‘HEE-la monster.’ It’s Spanish. The G sounds like an H.”

That’s what you get for camping in Moosylvania.

So in the next panel his speech balloon would say, “Help! I’m being chased by a moose! And by another! And by another!”

Kinda like the grammar police that hang around gocomics

Take a detour through camp.