Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 18, 2018

“Aim high”? it’s not “Up in the air, junior bird men”?

That’s too long to be catchy…

Disappointed I am.

No one can hear you scream.

SPACE FORCE

Everyone Is Beneath Us

Semper Paratus (Always ready) is the Coast Guard. Semper Fidelis (Always faithful) is the Marines.

As Yoda would have said, followed by “Through coming!”

Why not combine the motto of the Coast Guard, Marines and Air Force?

Always High

Space Force: “Tax dollars that could have been spent on health care. And no, you don’t get citizenship for joining.”

“See the world”, or is that already taken. How about; “Give me space!”

We need a Space Force. The entire satellite fleet is in mortal danger from trash. Space Force can be in charge of Spaceballs garbage collection.

This Force is not with you.

An applicable quote from a recent movie – ‘Target practice’.

But do they have sonic screwdrivers?

NAVY – Never Again Volunteer Yourself

The Navy – Founded on the tradition of Rum, Sodomy and the Lash.

Non praeteribis! No wait… That was my school motto.Domus Alba plenum ex flavo caseus. Hmm… Aha! Vale et tibi gratias ago pro omnibus piscis. That works.

How about “Violation of international treaties”?

At least they didn’t have a typo in the name and called it “Space Farce”

“Space Force – Forks… In… Spaaace… (What? It isn’t? Well it sounded like it)”

“Space Force — We’re Run by a Traitor and a Moron”

“We don’t need no stinking lightsabers.”