Garfield by Jim Davis for September 14, 2018

Next comes Leaving-the-planet-and-starting-a-new-life trouble.

Jon isn’t actually in any trouble. Liz is just letting him think he is for fun (well, fun for her and Garfield).

Or he could be toast. Whichever.

nice to see Liz keeping that straight face while Jon overreacts

oh dear – brings back bemusing memories!

Stop! In the name of Love!

Either that or Liz enjoys playing with his paranoia.

Maybe Jon should try some flowers.

“Is it your birthday?”

She must spend a bundle on lipstick.

Give it up, Jon, and spill the beans! What did you do anyways?

They had “the discussion”: does this dress make me look fat?

Must’ve forgot their anniversary

No matter what the “problem” – with that look and for that long, Jon’s done…Just wait until she screws up – and forgive her…Has worked for forty five years now….

She has that look in her eye. You know the one. The look that can freeze stone!

Never ask a woman if she has lost weight. That would imply that she was overweight to begin with.

Apparently whenever Jon gets nervous, it makes his hair mess up a little.

Liz apparently finally realized what she has gotten herself into with Jon. He’s doomed!

How?