Poor old Charlie Brown. Never did amount to anything. After high school turned to the bottle to drown his sorrows, couldn’t hold down a steady job, and after realizing he had no chance at love wed the only girl that would have him…Peppermint Pattie. The marriage would not last long. One night CB came home in a drunken rage and for some ill advised reason thought he could take out all his pent up frustrations on his beloved. Poor Charlie never had a chance! They say Patty Brown attackeded her husband like a mad woman filled with rage. They could hear his screams and him begging for his life. Had his sister, Sally, and her husband Franklin, not stopped by he surely would have met his end that night. He spent 3 weeks in the hospital recuperating from the beating and was never the same afterwards. He became even more withdrawn and experimented with even stronger drugs. This led him to telling tall tales and exaggerated stories that made him feel better about himself. It got so bad that even he started to believe the stories he was telling! In his final years they say he spent his days telling the local children fantastic stories of his illustrious childhood
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
Don’t stop now! “The next day I discovered what’s at the center of a black hole.”
ZachHughart over 6 years ago
Lies!
whataboytjiex2 over 6 years ago
Obviously a sad case of dementia!
Baarorso over 6 years ago
I’d have forgotten about kicking the ball through the uprights and kicked Lucy through them instead.:D
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 6 years ago
Charlie Trump
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
Sitting bull.
Kind&Kinder over 6 years ago
It all seems like a dream to me now.
PICTO over 6 years ago
He works for the Trump administration now…back then he worked for Peanuts…
pschearer Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Good old Charlie Brown. How I hate him.” (The first Peanuts punchline.)
joeboronat over 6 years ago
Um, though not technically true, something similar to this actually happened.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Your_First_Kiss,_Charlie_Brown
Radish... over 6 years ago
Chuck’s a legend in his own mind.
WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago
History is told by the survivors.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
Formerly Peanuts. Now, just nuts.
streetbeater over 6 years ago
Who knows? Charlie Brown, loser in childhood, hero in High School!
Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago
That’s ok. Schulz is the richest dead cartoonist according to Forbes. Good Job, Jeannie (Mrs Schulz #2)
redback over 6 years ago
did somebody saw the recent movie? I did (-spoiler alert- but there is no kiss, though he talks to the little girl, and neither does he kick the ball)
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Schmoozing like Snoop Dogg.
davetb1956 over 6 years ago
Charlie always did have trouble spelling zero.
davetb1956 over 6 years ago
Also why is the left temple missing from Charlie’s glasses.
Sneaker over 6 years ago
Good “OLD” Charley Brown!!
Nuclear Nemesis over 6 years ago
Shultz did say he regretted not letting Charlie kick the ball in the last strip.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago
Telling it like it should have been!
Jaw Jacker over 6 years ago
Poor old Charlie Brown. Never did amount to anything. After high school turned to the bottle to drown his sorrows, couldn’t hold down a steady job, and after realizing he had no chance at love wed the only girl that would have him…Peppermint Pattie. The marriage would not last long. One night CB came home in a drunken rage and for some ill advised reason thought he could take out all his pent up frustrations on his beloved. Poor Charlie never had a chance! They say Patty Brown attackeded her husband like a mad woman filled with rage. They could hear his screams and him begging for his life. Had his sister, Sally, and her husband Franklin, not stopped by he surely would have met his end that night. He spent 3 weeks in the hospital recuperating from the beating and was never the same afterwards. He became even more withdrawn and experimented with even stronger drugs. This led him to telling tall tales and exaggerated stories that made him feel better about himself. It got so bad that even he started to believe the stories he was telling! In his final years they say he spent his days telling the local children fantastic stories of his illustrious childhood