Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 13, 2018

The Tooth Fairy turns teeth into snowflakes. Every kid knows that.

That makes more sense than eating them. He’d be using his teeth to chew on teeth. The math on that just doesn’t work.

This could’ve made a funny Geico commercial: “If you’re the tooth fairy, you collect people’s teeth. It’s what you do”.

I remember the tooth fairy episode of PBS cartoon “Arthur” where the titular characters assumes the tooth fairy’s castle is made of teeth after asking his sister D.W.’s question what said sprite does with the collected teeth.

“He”? Many of the “actual” tooth fairies I knew as a child were females.

Her dad collects spaceships? Would have be interested in a slightly used model? Only used on Sunday to fly to the church?

From a book I have seen once and a Peanuts comic the Tooth fairy would carve up old teeth and make them into piano keys to put into a personal little piano.

I never believed in Santa but for some reason I did believe in the tooth fairy when I was Phoebe’s age. I imagined she built little houses out of pearly ivory bricks.

Everyone knows, well at least I do, she sells them to make piano keys!

On “Teen Titans Go”, the tooth fairy eats the teeth.

So all we know at this point about the REAL tooth fairy is that she’s a he – and for some unknown reason, he doesn’t show up at Phoebe’s house. Wonder why?

The Tooth Fairy trades them to Space Aliens for DNA experiments and cloning. At least that’s what Georgio Hookapoopus says.

Read Extraction by Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child. Creepy take on the tooth fairy.

The Tooth Fairy takes teeth to keep them and everyone safe from magic that’s so old it isn’t even magic anymore, on the Discworld at least. Read Terry Pratchett’s “Hogfather” to learn more.

How much did she get?

Has it been pointed out yet how cool Phoebe’s parents are?

I forget what The Rock did with the teeth he collected… Put them in a tooth hall of fame, I guess… (shrugs)