Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 19, 2018

Well the directions were from a dark girl so well put, Phoebe.

“Turn right at the cyclops.” That’s bound to be outdated, cyclopses can walk.

“Hang a Louie up at the next stoplight. Do not go Overboard.”

Well, in the book about the magic storm, Marigold told of a goblin legend that had occurred 700 years ago—“or last Tuesday. Goblins are not good with time.” It looks like goblins (who presumably gave Dakota the instructions) aren’t good with spatial awareness, either…

OK……Suspicion rises. Does the term “SNIPE HUNT” mean anything to you? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe_hunt

I see where this is going.“All right, Dakota, we made it, despite your directions.”

The classic example of vague directions: Second star to the left, then straight on until morning.

I’m starting to think Dakota’s set them up.

I think you’ve been had, Phoebe.

You’ve been set up, Phoebe.

Surely Marigold must have some spell that reveals the way…

Sent into a maze by goblins? “Dance, magic, dance….”

Doesn’t Marigold’s horn have a GPS?

Punch Buggy!!

is it by the railroad tracks?

Does this mean that the boulder that looks like a cement truck has actual cement on it? ;)