The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 23, 2010

Can you hear me now?

Voice form Cell phone….”What happen to that little blonde woman you had in the other hand?

“Well, I had to take this call”

It only goes to show, you get what you paid for! Cheap monkey!

I recommend getting a Banana Phone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZUV2kiUZg4

Did Scott announce the winners of the caption contest?

Love it, D-i-c-e-R!

4G(orilla)?

That call is about to be dropped. Big time.

Where does he put his phone when he’s not using it? Does his gorilla suit have pockets?

gforgina–only the Gecko knows for sure.

well, understandably, his connection to Godzilla in Tokyo can be a little iffy, especially since both cities are being laid waste to

There’s an ape for that.

It looks small in his hand but that phone is 1½ stories tall. You’d think there’d be enough room for a powerful transmitter in there.

Stop messing around and knock off the monkey business

Coyoty: I barely missed spitting coffee all over my keyboard. Good one.

AT& T got you covered! Right. And politicians know how to balance a budget.

Must have AT&T

Can you hold for Baron von Richthoven?

It wasn’t beauty that got the beast… It was the roaming charges!

Do they make phones big enough for King Kong to use? Most cell phones would be to tiny for him.

Judging by the size of the phone, it was made in 1980. Not surprised it gets no signal.