Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 21, 2018

“No, we got stuck with YOU, we just told you it was Snoopy because we thought it might still work out!”

Problem with that comment, Lucy, is that Snoopy happens to be the best player on the team. He’s the only one on the team Peppermint Patty was willing to trade for. Charlie Brown couldn’t pay anyone enough to take you off his hands.

Who do they draft from? Four year olds? Sally? Kids from across town??

He’s a better player than you crab face.

How sweet of you, Snoopy!

You can tell, that Lucille is a real animal lover.

He’s the best hitter on the team. He almost beat Babe ruth’s record!

“DOG GERMS!”

But that stupid beagle is thousand of times better than you, Lucy.

The team did draft one of the best players in their league, so at least Charlie Brown got one thing right!

Well, Charlie Brown seemed to be ahead of the curve when it comes to the idea of “tanking”. Unfortunately, no kid with any semblance of talent would want to play for his team, anyway.

I hope they don’t draft that poor Greta Garbo wannabe kid sitting on his bunk at camp.

I suppose the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm team wasn’t a farm team, but a college team. Eligibility preserved?

Snoopy, you could do SO much better…

If the sport were volleyball instead of baseball, Charlie Brown could draft Spike……

AAUGGHHH!!!! My lips touched dog lips!!!

Again with the dog germs.

Come to think of it, isn’t that how the Cubs won?

Yeah, but he’s a better player than you, Lucy!!!