I had a girlfriend who demanded I always put the seat down, because she would most likely be next. I agreed, but asked her to put it up, as I’d likely be next. WOW! So, I just decided to pee on the seat.
A former girlfriend told me the ONE good reason why men should put the toilet seat down. And no ladies I am not going to make my brothers lives any harder by revealing the reason. You will have to figure it out on your own..
??? I don’t understand. I’m certainly a guy, but I’ve long said “Why do something standing up when you can do it sitting down?” Less clean-up and maintenance for one thing, and I’m free to do my own. But then again, the “facilities” often supplied at music festivals and on job sites do remind one that being male is still superior in at least one venue…
As to why women object: hitting the toilet rim instead of the seat in the night or when in a rush can result in injury because it places great stress on the shaft on the femoral neck and on the joint of the femur at the hip.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Um, hellllloooooo, gender calling.
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 6 years ago
That, right there is a dead give away.
Its just me almost 6 years ago
Why do women have a problem with toilet seats but men don’t?
wcorvi almost 6 years ago
I had a girlfriend who demanded I always put the seat down, because she would most likely be next. I agreed, but asked her to put it up, as I’d likely be next. WOW! So, I just decided to pee on the seat.
Egrayjames almost 6 years ago
My first wife made a big issue about the toilet seat. Hence, first wife.
Geophyzz almost 6 years ago
Women should prefer the seat left up. It is a sign that at least the last user did not spray or splash onto it.
Greyhame almost 6 years ago
But, if you put the lid down on the seat, the outhouse works better. Smells less, too.
herdleader53 almost 6 years ago
A former girlfriend told me the ONE good reason why men should put the toilet seat down. And no ladies I am not going to make my brothers lives any harder by revealing the reason. You will have to figure it out on your own..
bwalk7217 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Put both the seat AND the lid down. Now THAT’S gender neutrality.
TaraDianeHarless almost 6 years ago
Put the lid down with the seat, because dropping your phone in the water is worse than having it bounce.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 6 years ago
??? I don’t understand. I’m certainly a guy, but I’ve long said “Why do something standing up when you can do it sitting down?” Less clean-up and maintenance for one thing, and I’m free to do my own. But then again, the “facilities” often supplied at music festivals and on job sites do remind one that being male is still superior in at least one venue…
kjpodsia Premium Member almost 6 years ago
So, puts the seat up, but apparently has no idea why?
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Opus is getting conned here! Why did he ever put the seat up? Have you noticed his height and considered how low he goes?
Brain Pudding almost 6 years ago
Seat?
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 6 years ago
As to why women object: hitting the toilet rim instead of the seat in the night or when in a rush can result in injury because it places great stress on the shaft on the femoral neck and on the joint of the femur at the hip.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Have you seen how the Japanese do it? Squatting. There is not seat and they are unisex in that. Just try not to spray.