Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 30, 2018

“Pay attention to me!”

That’s a pretty fast orbit by Calvin.

I’d like Planet Calvin to cover MY sunlight every day at 7:00 PM. That’s the time in which the sun decides to shine through my window and into my eyes.

A boy-ler eclipse.

I need Calvin urgently! Outside my home were lamps established and they shine very brightly into my rooms, it’s not very pleasant!!

Careful Calvin, you’re head may be big but it’s also fragile.

oh, the people of Earth will make you move, planet Calvin, even it’s by means of a threat of no TV for a week or something

Mother Earth is about to correct Planet Calvin’s orbit.

“How long will Calvin stay there?” Not nearly as long as he thinks he will!

Thankfully he’s pretending to be a planet and not a moon.

A full eclipse of the son and maybe the beginning of a dark period for him

Ah Mott the Hoople’s loss; Ian Hunter wrote and sang about having his light blocked. Mom didn’t have to listen, though.

You bet Uranus!

Calvin thinks the world of himself. Rogue world that is.

Mom is about to light up the dark side of his moon ;(

Oh man, look at that Calvin go

It’s the freakiest show

Take a look at that spaceman

Beating up the wrong planet

Oh man, wonder if he’ll ever know

He’s in the best selling show

Is there life on Calvin?

(apologies to David Bowie)

I just love this little guy. Wouldn’t it be great to still have the imagination we had at 5 or 6 years old?

If he’s wandering around the solar system, and he gets close enough to cause a solar eclipse, then he’s close enough to be on a collision course, and big enough to do some DAMAGE.

Now there’s a goal to strive for, Calvin. Be the one to blast the human race into extinction, just like the dinosaurs!

He needs a brother, just like him. Hammie?

But she hasn’t yet forbidden an eclipse of the moon.

Meh, he can only cast a shadow on a small portion of the earth at a time.

Calvin moons his Mom.

Just wait until he accidentally falls. THEN he’s in trouble