Jane's World by Paige Braddock for July 13, 2018

As always, people see Jane as a man.

Kind of an “Alien” reference.

The crab is going to pinch Dorothy!!!

Now I’m wondering if I could get a couple of segmented arms with pincers surgically implanted in my chest. It would come in handy for a lot of tasks.

Looks Dangerous.

people truly are that blind to the world. I work as a cashier, I am 5 foot 11, 270 lbs, male with a buzz cut and at least 4 times a day some parent will tell their child. “You have to wait until after we pay the lady at the register”

Except for a couple of small accessories, Jane could pass for a man. This is the first time I’ve seen those accessories wearing claws, though.

A few years ago a man tried to steal a live lobster by smuggling it out in his pants. It didn’t turn out well.

Really? I had to Google it: Lucky for Chau, San Diego lobsters do not have pincers. Chau did not have any crabs.