Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 03, 2018

Brain food, huh?

Only one bag of the stuff against… 1, 2, 3…. six zombies? Will that really tide them over?

Looks like the hand is gonna help itself to all the chow.

The zombie chow should be on the 2nd floor so he can drop it down to them. Make cauliflower look like brains to give the zombies more fiber.

Quality (and brains) Are the #1 Ingredient.

Soylent Green, now with more girls.

Another Purina product?

So that is where all the by-products went that use to be in pet chow.

Now available at your finer zombie feed stores!

I’ve always thought zombie movies to be a crude excuse to show good guys shooting bad guys… without any second thoughts. Totally justified, right? … and gratuitously violent.

I never saw the point of sticking your hand in the mail slot. What’s that supposed to accomplish? It only puts you at risk when you do it.

Zombie Chow, proudly brought to you from the Abby Normal company of Racine, Wisconsin.

that is a big bag, hope Lio can handle it : )

Zombies do not eat, they work.

Because I’m old and have little control over my brain, I immediately started thinking about the little Chuck Wagon racing around with tiny brains falling out of it.

Feeding time on the old Zombie Ranch, one of the really big spreads in Death Valley. Ride them varmints hard, Lio, and feed them plenty!