Garfield by Jim Davis for September 27, 2018

Still faster than a snail.

no, I think the fastest turtle is four adolescent mutated ones which practice ninjutsu

Ohhh the pressure to respond!!!!!

The real reason why the hare lost.

THINKER! DAGNABBIT!

Meanwhile, the Hare decided to take a nap.

He’s well ahead of the little grey hare… for now.

Tortoise!

Turtle: Lives in the sea and swims.Tortoise: Lives on land and walks.

He’s a bi-turtle, swims, walks, fast and slow.

Of all the comics I read this morning, THIS ONE was the slowest to “boot up” Irony?

“And I’m still not turtle enough for the Turtle Club!”

Is this turtle going to be a new addition to the Garfield lineup?

But is he faster than a sloth? (Think Zootopia and the sloths as clerks.)

That’s funny!

All he had to do was race against a rabbit with a massive ego.

I……am…….the…..world’s…….. fastest………………………………………………………………………………………………………turtle

XD

contrary to popular belief some turtles can actually book it quite fast when the motivation strikes them

Tortoises are generally characterised as slow, turtles as ninjas.

Anyone remember the “Night Court” episode with Mr. Tuttle, the slow talking mail man? Or Mr. Daniels, who had “Tortoise Nervosa”?

Beware, Garfield. he’s coming for YOU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjQdAxVMRo8

A tribute to Bob & Ray’s Slow Talkers of America routine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doeNS4LBaCA

Yeah, right

Maybe the slowest…

People speaking slowly when I know what they are going to say is one of my pet peeves.