B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 17, 2018

That’s cold.

As if she can pick and choose the guys. Would YOU date her with the “cute chick” around?

Even without the cute chick around

can’t you feel the love in the air

Picky, aren’t we?

When Fat Broad turns you down, even the dating sites won’t sign you on

And she wonders why only a snake wants to walk with her.

♪ Just walk away fat broad ♪

Her prospects must be pretty good.

wasn’t it a few days ago she was bemoaning the fact she wasn’t pretty and slim? That no one liked her? Gee wonder why

The Fat Broad should be happy anyone wants to go on a date with her!

Lucy Van Pelt’s great great greeeaaaat grandmother?

I’ve always thought the fat broad was a lesbian. She has no interest in, or need of men. Back when she first appeared it would have been highly controversial to have a lesbian character. These days both her descriptors, “fat” and “broad” are unPC.

Oh. You meant with you…